Hey GOP Leaders! Come To Our Bondage Clubs!

I know, I know, I am flogging the dead horse with this topic of GOP kink, malfeasance and sad pathos but who can resist a good flogging?  Obviously, they can’t!  If they wanted a caning, they could have gone to Singapore.  We all know the tales of great piles of fundraiser cash that was funneled into hours of leather clad depravity and trips so opulent and gilded, they rival the dreams of avarice.  What I want to know GOP Bigwigs is why weren’t you partying in San Francisco?

It can’t be because you’re frightened of our out of the closet gay community.  Hell, we’ve heard of enough repressed gay bathroom reach around incidents, followed by tear-stained confessions, to populate a whole month of Jerry Springer shows.  Perhaps you like your “dark, dirty secret” of Ryan Seacrest lust to be buried in a sea of Hollywood glitter rather than out in the steamy open of a boy bar in the Castro.  I can understand but you really should consider diversifying.

The next time you are having a recon mission for future “fundraisers”, have your people check out some of our clubs for your next junket to repression rehab.  We can use that revenue even if it’s stained with sweat and guilt.  We don’t judge.

There’s Bondage-A-Go-Go, one of The City’s premiere clubs for leather, spanking and good times.  If more discipline is required, perhaps you should check out the St. Andrew’s Crosses at the Citadel.  Wicked Grounds serves up coffee, tea and monthly ‘bring your human pet’ night (the only place in SF to get coffee served in a dog bowl).  You see?  We offer a wide variety of naughty to satisfy the most eclectic of tastes.

You know, everyone  has their faults, everyone has their secrets and everyone cuts loose  every once and a while.  I just wish when you decide to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, you would stop trying to chop it down later and set it on fire.

Posted on April 9, 2010, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Huh, why aren’t they coming to the belly button of the left coast? MUCH too liberal. SoCal has enough rich republicans that GOP sinners feel safe and loved there. Hours of gilded opulence? Leather-clad depravity? Shit! Nobody tells me anything…

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