Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
Saturday, March 27, 2010
(03-27) 03:44 PDT Punxsutawney, Pa. (AP) —
Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Levier says the animal already had been dead a while. The Associated Presscould not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.
O Kay….. And they call US crazy?!
I guess the people who call San Francisco, the Land of Fruits and Nuts, are feeling pretty stupid right now. Especially since most of those people live far away from the Pacific Ocean.
Yes, you go right ahead! Mock us, jeer us, call us names but guess what? NONE of us would be giving mouth to mouth to a dead opossum on a bet no matter how much tequila, mushrooms of questionable origin or X was consumed. Honestly, even Babylon has it’s standards.
What I want to know is, was that really a opossum or was it Punxsutawney Phil in disguise? I guess we will have to wait until next Groundhog Day to find out!